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Robert Pattinson Wins Cosmopolitan's Fake Award for 'Sexiest Blood Sucker'   2 comments

Sexiest Bloodsucker

Winner: Robert Pattinson (New Moon)
Nearly a year after he made us rethink our stance on moody men with milky-white complexions, R-Patz returned to the big screen even paler, sulkier, and drop-dead sexier than ever.