It’s been a while since I’ve actually done a written blog post, so here goes. Last night I received an e-mail saying Robert Pattinson is now following you on Twitter (win!). Which would be great, if you don’t take into account the fact that Rob doesn’t have a Twitter. His reps have said it, Peter Facinelli has said it, Rob doesn’t tweet and I don’t blame him for one second… Sometimes I get tweets that make me want to thump my head against a wall repeadtly, so I can’t even begin to imagine what it would be like for him if he actually did have a Twitter account.
Since I was tired and slightly delusional (as per usual) last night, I started looking up some Rob fakes on Twitter. Some of these people really deserve the Rob fake fail award of the year. I was laughing so hard looking at some of these tweets that I saved the best for you guys.
Read more after the jump!
As a side note it’s not because a fake Rob isn’t on the list below that he’s real. I know you guys would really like Rob to have a Twitter account, but he doesn’t.
http://twitter.com/RealRobertPattz
So that’s where Rob has been hiding for the past few days! He’s in London and not in Vancouver filming Eclipse! LOL
Oups, sorry, edit that he’s in Vancouver now! Wow he sure made that flight from London to Vancouver really fast.
His bio lol
Okay let’s move on to the next one. I had to highlight his feed because he/she was typing in white.
Rob’s jealous of Taylor? Who knew lol
Yes there is a pluras *cough* I mean plural for dude… have you been living under a rock? LOL
http://twitter.com/RTP_ (This one has more than 50K followers)
New flash for this one… nothing on Twitter is private…
http://twitter.com/Robby_Pattinson
LMFAO!!!! That is all.
These 3 should win the award for the best fake Rob names LOL!
http://twitter.com/drealRobPat
http://twitter.com/PattinsonTRob
Rrobocopp, I think this one is my favorite of them all LOL. On top of having the dumbest name he has the funniest tweets too.
I don’t think I even have to comment on the above LOL
http://twitter.com/Rob_Pattison
Is it Thanksgiving?
http://twitter.com/robertthereal
Because we all know that the first question Rob would ask on Twitter is if Miley is real lol
http://twitter.com/robrobpattinson
Of course Rob is going to call us all.
http://twitter.com/ThePattinson
Oh really? And you are? lol
You know what’s really sad too? These people have between 1,000 and 50,000 people following them.
Thinking of Rob 
okay, they were extra funny!!!!!
what has been bothering me for a while though-is as you pointed out-the followers.
Now I LIKE FAKErS, you know, the ones who call themselves FAKE*****, they are usually pretty funny, take the piss out of everyone and everything and make Twitter a fun place to be, most of the time. As long as the followers are aware that they are indeed FAKE. Most of the GOOD FAKERS do this….fantastic.
However, I dont like the ones who play on the possibilities and draw people in. Would fans like the object of fan-ness to have a twitter? of course and there’s plenty of real celebs on Twitter happy to chat it up with fans. RP isnt one of them and some RP fakers, I have a feeling, allow people to believe a little to hard. Its a shame, it takes the fun out of things.
Having said that a couple of the above Fakers are bloody funny-the question is whether
they know it, or not.
Cheers FP/ToL
😀
…crap-my typos are hitting hard today!!! dont know what/who ToL is…there are others…Dullard.
x
I agree Corr, as long as they are playing fake and people know they are fake it is fun. When people pretend to be the real thing and draw people in, that is just wrong and devious. It is not right to deceive people, and some of them really believe out there that some of these Robs are real. It’s very sad. I personally love the fake Robs and used to mess with them all the time. Now, they are all ridiculous and not worth it to tweet them.
I agree with both of you. I think you meant ToR Corr lol 😉
Same here. Fakers who are FAKERS are great. The ones who TRY to be real…not so much.
So utterly pathetic….
i love it!! too funny!
robrobpattinson’s tweet is really stupid.
common! he obviously wouldn’t and would never call us on the phone… that is just ridiculous!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO!
Pretty cool post. I just came by your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your posts.
Any way I’ll be subscribing to your feed and I hope you post again soon!
Theres always going to be “Fakers” out there and the funny thing is, that many of them actually THINK and probably ARE fooling people.,.!!! Sad really.,.!?!
Em x
(p.s) “Thinking of Rob” – is one of my favourite sites on here.,!! Well done – your doing a great job.,.!! xx
привет!!!!!!!!!)))