Some of Robert Pattinson's Funniest Quotes From 2009   9 comments

It’s a slow day, so we decided to post some of Rob’s funniest quotes. There’s a bunch of them from the Twilight commentary. I also included a video with the best of the commentary.  Enjoy!

“I don’t know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is com­ing out of my pants right now.” –Robert Pattinson, MTV Movie Awards (About having trouble going to the men’s room while accepting his second award)

“I look a bit like him.” Robert Pattinson, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked what he had in common with Edward Cullen)

“I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be… I just can’t wait!” Robert Pattinson, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked what he was looking forward to in the upcoming films)

“The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively  expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)”Robert Pattinson, Comic-Con 2009 (When talk ing about New Moon)

“What’s it like kissing Taylor Lautner.”Robert Pattinson, Comic-Con 2009 (When asked which Twilight question he never wants to answer again)

“Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial re-constructive surgery. Like after burns.” Robert Pat­tinson (Twilight commentary)

[Scene in the forest where Edward asks Bella, “What do we eat?”]: “Cheeseburgers.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

[Scene where Edward shows off his sparkly body]: “I’m sorry, Bella. I’m just like a sweaty guy.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“I notice I have one of those butt chins. Like a nubbin.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.” –Robert Pat­tinson (Twilight commentary) When Peter walks through the doors at the hospital.

“Where’s Efron?” [Laughs] –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary) When speaking about how they could afford someone better now.

“People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a super human moron.… So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary) Speaking of the apple stunts.

“Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let’s all, come on, let’s be simple about this.” –Robert Pat­tinson (Twilight commentary)

“My whole head is like I’ve had a face lift.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“I wonder if vampire’s eyebrows can grow back.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“This is a good look. I’m gonna mess him up,” Pattinson praises Stewart. “And I’m just like, I don’t know what’s going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.… I was standing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked confused.… If I didn’t have contact lenses on, that was a really spectacular look I just did.… I should have had mil­lion thoughts, like Hamlet.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene,” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“This is quite difficult ’cause I have a really flat head, and so it’s quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can’t go up from down below as well, ’cause I’ve got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don’t know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he’s inside his own belly button.  I don’t know.” Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary) Speaking of the kissing scene.

“Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

“I’m really scary in reality. Most of the time.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

‘We have dudes with guns.” –Robert Pattinson (Twilight commentary)

Posted December 31, 2009 by gittsy in Robert Pattinson

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9 responses to “Some of Robert Pattinson's Funniest Quotes From 2009

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  1. The Twilight commentary is seriously the best part of the whole dvd. I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard.

  2. I could listen to him talk 24/7. I love the commentary on Twilight. Hope the one for New Moon is just as funny. 🙂

  3. I love the commentary soooooo much…. OMG!!!! I watched it more than a thousand times, i think!!! 🙂
    love robs sense of humour…

  4. I’m ashamed to say I have not watched the commentary but seeing just how funny he is I will definitely make time to do so 😀

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  6. yes ladies yet another reason to love Robert sooooo much is his ability to not filter anything he thinks about before saying it out loud. Like the comment about the mtv awards and how many times he had to go up onstage to collect an award. I really thought he was talking about collecting so many that he had no room for anymore and they were starting to come out of his pants as a place he had to start putting them…when in reality he was commenting about needing a potty break and couldn’t because he kept having to come up onstage to collect another award! I mean he’s so comfortable with his place in life right now and apparently always has been really comfortable on the planet in general and doesn’t worry about a filter. I guess it must be because he’s british and they are so open over there about everything. Of course if you remember from that night Kristen and Lizzie were trying to hide when he went up to accept the award that he made the bathroom comment about and when I saw them start to slide down in their seats I figured there was a really big Rob comment coming! Unfiltered! And sure enough! …there it was super un-Filter! God i love him!

  7. Truly the commentary is the best part of the DVD! Rob’s complete lack of a brain/mouth filter just makes him more wonderfully adorkable!

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