I feel like I’m reporting for the World Weekly News this morning LOL.I have no clue if this is real or not, although I’m leaning more towards the not. It is funny though.
Sometimes things are reported that sound too ridiculous to be true.
As the popular actor attempted to leave the bathroom, “they blocked him when he tried to exit. Robert panicked, but then the alien monsters whipped off their scary headgear and revealed they were just three giggly Earth gal fans,” a source close to Pattinson reportedly revealed.
Robert Pattinson was happy to sign autographs for the girls once they removed their masks.
“Robert thought it was a hilarious stunt,” the source told WENN.
Having read the books, visited the set, and devoured everything the internet already contained regarding The Twilight Saga: New Moon, you’d think there’d be little left for a Twilight fan to learn. Thankfully, you’d be wrong. As we found while tracking New Moon‘s cast and director through last weekend’s Comic-Con appearances, the New Moon publicity machine is chugging as smoothly as Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner’s bare chests — two things which made our list of the Top Ten New Moon Facts Revealed at Comic-Con. (Catch up on our Comic-Con coverage here.) Read on for this week’s installment of New Moon Monday and check back each week for news, interviews, and more to keep your Twilight obsession blazing.
TDD: Robert pretends not to care as his ONE TRUE LOVE, Kristen, leans in to his rival, the Buff Werewolf. His arms are crossed: He’s Pissed. But also protecting himself. His heart. New Moon swoon! His shoulders lean away from Kristen, because he’s angry that she is hurting him. But his hips remain close — magnetically attracted to her. Kristen nonchalantly looks out and away from Robert, avoiding eye contact. She’s sort of giving him the finger, and giggling about it. The girl just doesn’t give a fuck. She bares her tattooed belly and has her sunglasses ready, in case she needs to split. Meanwhile, the Buff Werewolf keeps his hands near his fly, indicating that he’s prepared to have intercourse with her at a moment’s notice.
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