Monthly Round-Up of Pics and Quotes of the Day – Part I   1 comment

Here’s the monthly round-up of Robert Pattinson pics and quotes of the day that we post on our Tumblr. Since I haven’t done this in a while this will be a post in two parts. I’ll be posting the second part tomorrow. 


“I believe a lot in karma and stuff. Like when I end up with egg on my face, I’m like, Fate! I was born doomed. But I think it’s more being an idiot than superstitious.”

-Robert Pattinson (2009)

More after the jump!

“As soon as you become famous, your movies and your life become one and the same in the eyes of the public in a lot of ways.” – Robert Pattinson

“I was a lunch monitor at school – I used to take everyone’s chips.” – Robert Pattinson

“The world looks like a mountain to me, but I definitely feel like – I’m going to make the worst analogy — I’ve got some good boots on.” – Robert Pattinson

“I punched the stuntman’s face four times — as hard as I could. And he just grinned at me and said he didn’t feel a thing. It was frustrating.” -Robert Pattinson

“Oh man, I was terrified on Cosmopolis. There was a sex scene and I was cringing. The girl was really comfortable with her clothes off – and I’m not. She took all her clothes off and I was just sitting there going, ‘Um, I haven’t got my ‘ball-sack’ on…’ Fucking amazing.” -Robert Pattinson

“My trick is not to see them as a crowd. If you break down every crowd into individuals, then it’s more manageable. So I try to focus on a few faces and not the mass.” -Robert Pattinson (On how he deals with crowds of fans, 2010)

“Don’t be a pussy. Basically, that’s the best thing you can ever think. I’ve had so many occasions in my life where I’ve acted like a pussy and regretted it.” -Robert Pattinson

“Dancing is my Achilles’ heel—I don’t even try. It’s like, “Come on, dance!” “No, I’m not getting up!” I can freestyle by myself with no one watching. I’m a great dancer then.” -Robert Pattinson

“If you don’t kiss certain arses and stuff – it comes back to bite you, and it’s quite difficult to keep working.” -Robert Pattinson

‘My biggest problem in my life is I’m cheap and I didn’t hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted.” -Robert Pattinson

“People just recognise me really quickly. I probably give myself away by walking around with a hoody and a hat and sunglasses, bent over and hiding my face. I probably look like a lunatic.” -Robert Pattinson

“I mean, I used to think it was more—around 40%. I think I was overestimating. I think it’s more like 3%, which is very disappointing.” -Robert Pattinson (on what percentage of evil he thinks he has)

“I miss it a lot sometimes. Mainly it’s that English celebration-of-the-underdog thing – like, ‘Yeah, we can’t do anything, but we’re still better than everyone else.’ I love that attitude.” – Robert Pattinson (On missing home)

“I’d see a group of five drunk divorcees and I’d always end up going home with a load of money.” -Robert Pattinson (On working as a waiter and scoring tips for fun)

“Round female bottoms are very much a miracle.” -Robert Pattinson

“There were teenage girls screaming outside [Grand Journal, 2009] and I’ve got Eric Cantona just staring at me going, ‘Who are you?’” I was star struck.” -Robert Pattinson (On the last time someone didn’t recognize him)

“I’m comforted by my guitar — my true companion that travels everywhere with me.” -Robert Pattinson (2010)

“I still have a crap car lost in LA because I don’t recall where I parked it.” -Robert Pattinson

“I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, ‘You look just like that guy from Twilight‘. Every time she came up, she said something like, ‘You literally could be his brother.’ But she never put two and two together.” -Robert Pattinson (On people in London not recognizing him, 2010)

“One of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward.” -Robert Pattinson

“On set, nobody made an effort to look hot, just the opposite from Twilight. I’d never been in a film without my shirt on because I’m embarrassed, but in this one, I barely ever have it on.” -Robert Pattinson (On The Rover)

“I am the worst driver in the world. Every time I get in a car, I call up my parents and say goodbye.” -Robert Pattinson (Elle, 2011)

“I don’t want to disappoint girls who might think I’m very cool and smooth, which I’m not, I’m afraid. I’m still quite shy, although that seems to be something of an attraction for women.” -Robert Pattinson (On dealing with admirers, 2010)

“We have a fantastic laugh — especially when he’s wearing his little spandex outfit! He’ll be shouting: ‘You stay away from her!’ And you can just slap him on the arse as he’s walking away.” -Robert Pattinson (On teasing Taylor Lautner while filming Eclipse, 2010)

“At first, you’re like, ‘Wow, everyone’s so smart! They all know me really well!’ Then you realise they’re just fantastic bulls**t artists.” -Robert Pattinson ( On becoming disillusioned with Hollywood, 2011)

Posted November 10, 2013 by justfp in Quotes, Robert Pattinson

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  1. Pingback: Monthly Round-Up of Pics and Quotes of the Day – Part 2 | Thinking of Rob

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